: Bubba and Billy Ray
It was a new gas station in the little Alabama town.
The owner was a fancy out of town dude trying to
increase its sales, so he put up a sign saying, "Free
Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and
then asked for his free sex. The Yankee owner told him
to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then
guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy,
Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his
free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same
story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time.
Again, the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were
close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the good old boy said to
his buddy, "Bubba, I think that there game is rigged
and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't
rigged ----- my wife won twice last week. |
